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I was just talking with my mom the other week, and I found out that when I was ten, [my babysitter] Veronica was thirteen. So why was she in charge? All she could do was dial the telephone a little better than I could. Thirteen when I’m ten, that’s just like hiring a slightly bigger child! That would be like if you were going out of town for the week, and you paid a horse to watch your dog. It’s like, “Alright, here’s the number where we’ll be, where we keep the dog food, and you’re a horse.”
From John Mulaney’s “New In Town.”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz6hqmwCOv1r1y8hho1_400.jpg)
I was just talking with my mom the other week, and I found out that when I was ten, [my babysitter] Veronica was thirteen. So why was she in charge? All she could do was dial the telephone a little better than I could. Thirteen when I’m ten, that’s just like hiring a slightly bigger child! That would be like if you were going out of town for the week, and you paid a horse to watch your dog. It’s like, “Alright, here’s the number where we’ll be, where we keep the dog food, and you’re a horse.”
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I read the new issue of Moon Knight and I’m like “Damn!”
I love this guy. He sounds like a mix between Bob Dylan, John Prine, and a splash of Mumford and Sons
Happy holidays! It is so fitting that a band called Little Hurricane is doing a song about the weather.

Family. Yesterday. And Today. (Or, in your mind, and in reality?) from The New Yorker
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These are the Oh Wells. An awesome little band out of Canada. Really great kinda retro sounding music. Also they are adorable.